I swear this is taking place to me once more. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are starting over. It's like a broken record. Seriously, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- Perhaps it's time change my habits
- It must just be my imagination
- I deserve a break
This Is Insane What Just Happened!
I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was dancing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were laughing and it website took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Did You See That?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and suddenly a group of geese came out from behind a building. They were hopping all over the place, and dogs were screaming. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!
It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in uttershock.
I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be true, right? It has to be a hallucination.
Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
This Is Unbelievable!
You guys won't believe what just happened. This is insane, I think I'm going to pass out! The whole thing was just so wild.
- This is nuts
- Like, for real
- I need to document this
Well, I'm off! You won't believewhat happens next!
This Totally Boggles My Mind
Seriously, the concept is just unfathomable. I struggle with getting a handle on it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I re-read what I've been told?